Spoilers:
Onyx Storm

 It's happening!

I never thought I'd buy an Ebook in order to read a novel at midnight. But here I am. Listening to snow fall on ATX and I prepare to dive Straight into ONYX STORM. 

Alright Book besties, let's go.

PROLOGUE

Okay. It makes sense X is hiding, but I was hoping we'd have some time before that to figure some shit out.

Jack fucking Barlowe. Why does that jackass have To be part of the beginning?

Okay. A race for the cure. Let's fucking go.

And I'm totally paying attention to the pre-chapter notes now. 

Fuck, it's Chap 1 and this shit is already happening. 

Why is it that the “scarier” X gets, the hotter he also gets?

Fight X, fight the evil, find your soul. Be Spike!

Oh shit. Not good bro, not good. Don't abuse your sexy time.

Damn, Mira, “officers are speaking”, middle sister is showing.

As much as I love the siblings back together, I'm glad they aren't happy-go-lucky. Let's see that trauma!

Oh shit, FIGHT!

Oh shit, Vi! Get it girl.

Oh, Ridic. PROTECT HIM AT ALL COST

Damn girl, you're carrying A LOT OF SHIT  in this book. Oh, I mean, Duchess.

Quest Squad, I love that Ridic. But seriously, this can't be good.

YOU'RE TAKING SAWYER!

Awe, yeah you're taking Sawyer.

Fucking Mira.

Okay, so it worked, but how exactly?

Cat, just when you start to be cool, you gotta go and be a bitch….Vi! You too!

Fuck you Papa Aetos.

Oh shit, you are a HUGE piece of shit, Papa Aetos, more than I thought possible.

am I the only one that get gitty when they mind fight?

I like this Queen!

But I FUCKING HATE PAPA AETOS.

We have our human villain in this book.

Our little band of warriors.

I WILL LOSE MY SHIT IS ANYTHING HAPPENS TO RIDIC.

I love Grumpy Tairn.

Fuck you if you take him this soon!

Shiiiiitttttt, this is complicated.

Holy shit. I never thought both Vi and X would turn for part of this series. Interesting…..

I have a feeling a lot of my notes are going to be, “I love this squad” and “fuck Papa Aetos”.

Damn, X. Get you some.

Fuck me that pre-note before Ch 12. My fucking heart 

That's a good fucking line, “it's as carnal as sex, and as intimate as waking in his arms.” 

Fuck, she's a good writer, “it was hotter than rage, and sharper than fear, and cut deeper than helplessness, all because I couldn't get to you”.

It's decided, I want Imogen as my spirit animal.

Jack FUCKING Barlowe.

What, Jesinia, no!!

If I didn't know better, I would have loved for Ridic and Sawyer to be a couple. 

Oh damn, Jesinia, I like you feisty.

Ended for now, Vi, and that's probably a good thing since X is having control issues. 

Haha, they all know by the code, that’s funny.

Fucking hell, this man makes me swoon, “I live by you”.

Damn. I'm noticing all the little changes Vi is noticing in X. This does not bode well.

NO! Safe is not overrated PROFESSOR Riorson. Not for you!!

Ooooo, X is about to lay some shit down on that cocky 3rd year and I'm here for it!

All this swooning is going to bite me in the ass, isn't it. Fuck.

Go Trager, Indeed!

“Don't let me hurt you.” Damn, Vi!! Cocky looks good on you.

You know, I'm sure everyone else thinks they are fucking in the shadows.

Don't say that X, you will not die!

You better not fuck this up Dain!

First love, scribe?

Haha! It's so not Holden, but thats hilarious. Aaric, I love you.

Son of a bitch, this man, “since my bed is too cold without you physically in it and too quiet without you screaming my name.”

NOTHING BETTER HAPPEN TO RIDIC!!

Oh fuck Princy is here. This is gonna be interesting. 

I can't handle this swooning! I know it means I'm going to be DEVASTATED later. Fuck.

Well, I had this riddle wrong. AIMSIR, stupid romantics.

So. Much. Info.

X, come on babe, that was in the past.

Damn, Jealousy is hot on him

I love that man, too, V.

Aura, you dick.

Oh shit, but I didn't mean you deserved that…

Who THE FUCK is Theophanie? 

(Is it X's mom like theories say?)

Awe, Ridic. I love you, and you ARE strong and capable. 

The Band of Misfits Riders. This is going to be interesting. 

This quest squad is chaos. I Love it.

Fucking X, you have balls. Not a professor. You sly devil, you…

Lord, Tecarus makes this trip sound…dangerous.

Yep, this sux. No mind communicating, not good.

X at peace, makes me so happy, but also terrifies me. Vi better not make a stupid deal.

Damn. I mean, a lot to contemplate.

I love this X, but it makes me scared. (I do hope they bone though). I love how they work together, finally. And something is working in their favor, the book. I hope it doesn't go up in flames.

Oh shit!!! Bahahaaa, old book lady thinks X is Dain. Awkward.

Oh my god, This exchange is brilliant. It was nice to get a little gossip sesh.

Oh Thank Zod, it's about time.

Girl, please. No magic! You are so dumb sometimes. I thought about that shit THE MOMENT it was revealed.

My god this man. His words, my heart. 

Ridic. I can't with you.

Keeping Holden. Hahaha, what does that mean? Oh lord.

Fuck. I don't like that pre-chapter text.

Guys,  you better not make a FUCKING DEAL!!!

JESUS! Courtlyn is a dick.

KITTIES!!!!

Fuck, this dude is intense. A psycho,  really. 

Holden, YOU asshole.

Fucking shit.

(At least they got to have sex before all shit Breaks loose.)

Fuck, what did he do.

Zod damn you, X!!!! Zod damn you.

Thank zod Vi is both her mother and father.

That was tense. And not good. Fuck, X.

Shit, wait…did I miss something….is Ridic queer?

Oh. My god. This man. Ridic! I love you. 

Fuck you Carr, leave Garrick alone.

Okay, Sloane is growing on me. I'll protect her for you, Liam.

Amber eyes are good, right?

Oh no, they are not good. Fuck.

Fuck. This is not good, they are everywhere, now.

Oh shit, Aaric.

Oh shit, Holden backed down. Good.

Oh man, this is the calm before The fucking storm, isn't it?

Oh lord

“We brought blades”!! Fuck ya!

I love when they are cocky.

But fuck me. I don't like that Garrick is staying, I agree with him. It makes me nervous. 

Damn, Tairn Is getting sassy! “I don't like your selection in mates” !!!!

Oh shit. Is she a descendant of this isle?

Oh my zod, no. Please don't let the fact that Aaric Can speak the language mean we could/Should have taken Garrick.

Oh fuck, what! Fighting with Dain, they have each other. Oh, well shiiiiiiittttt!

Dain, X, Vi are fighting. Fuck. Or yay?

She fought the Queen! I mean. Awesome, right.

If you underestimate a person, that becomes your weakness. 

Fucking dragons. Everyone wants dragons.

Huh, dedicated to a god. Maybe that's why the parents separated from the family. They obviously have been preparing for this war for years.

Please don't let that wound be the start of something Bigger for X.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! ITS XADENS MOM! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!

Poor X. I can’t even imagine. 

I love Vi for X, they do make a good pair. (Fuck that better not be ominous)

Damn X, he is in so much pain, that's why he’s going to turn.

Scheming, i’m intrigued. 

Wait, I'm forgetting what arinmint is.

Oopf, this is going to be awkward.

Oh shit, this dinner is going downhill fast.

Oh damn X.

The audacity! You are NO mother of his.

You tell them, Mira.

Awe, Aaric. You badass. Nothing better happen to you.

Fuck you, Talia. Choco cake, really!!!

Oh fuck, zod, what's about to happen. 

GARRICK NOOOOO!!! You mother fucking bitch. I don't want him to die now, this way! 

Damn you Faris! Come on Vi, save him.

You MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE!

I CAN NOT HANDLE GARRICK AND RIDIC. I WILL BE DONE!

Mother fucking thank you. 

OMG, I’m making a Quest Squad patch!

Thank you, Garrick. Thank you. 

DAMN, Vi. who's the ruthless one, now?

Fuck that was intense.

This better be a good sign. After the last sle they need something happy. We need something happy. 

Oh shit, magic. Not good. Xaden.

They can talk to each other!

X and Vi, thank goodness.

Haha, fucking Aaric and his languages. Poor Dain. 

I miss X through the bond. 

They give out kittens!! 

Oh god. No. Fuck me! You go from kitten to an arrow through the heart! You assholes. ( but also not upset it's Trager. Sorry Cat.)

Fuck them indeed

That was sad and exhausting, and needed. We needed a moment.

Fuck this is sad.

You named the kitten Broccoli. I love it.

Haha, even Aotrom is a jokester.

What. The. Actual. FUCK!!!!!

OMG, they found them. AND SHE CAN TALK TO THEM¡!!!!!!¡

Oh no. Not rejection, not for Anadarna. She deserves better.

Wait, Violet's second signet is fucking big, isn’t it?

Not good. Nope. Not good. On so many accounts. And not when I need serious Ridic. Please don't fuck this up, my love.

Oh, Ridic. Please. She needs you.

I mean, he's Not wrong.

He is NOT wrong. 4 are strong together. 

I don't like mom and dad fighting, but I’m glad they are at least talking about shit.

Lord, how is she still standing i would have fallen apart, crumpled from within and retreated immediately. I don't have her strength.

Fuck this dark lady T. I don't like her toying with them. 

Fuck, the cool queen. 

At what point do you just give in, give up. You have done all you can, you're going against the rapids. I don't know if I could. And the one person I would need, I can't have.

Fuck, it's going to be T vs Vi and that’s when X changes.

Oh shit. It's time for the core 5 to all know.

Poor Sawyer. He wants to fly so bad.

Here we go….

But it's not a nightmare, is it?

Fuck me. That's a premonition. That wasn't the old Sage. That's X. Fuck.

Unorthodox? That was badass.

Fuck, The wards. Not good.

Oh shit. Xaden as Duke is hot.

Fuck you Holden.

Fuck, another shadow wielder!

My fucking heart just broke.

Yay! Sawyer!!!

Hug monster Ridic. I Love it.

Oh fuck, Brennen? What happened?

He hasn't given up.

Fuck, that Man knows what to say. Real men need to take notes! (P577)

About fucking time.

Don't fuck this up X.

Oh shit.

That was fucking HOTTTTT!

OMG. She's dreaming X dreams. Yep.

What if this is her 2nd signet? She's a dream walker. (damn, I even got the name right)

Oh no, worst nightmare. That’s strategy. 

Fuck. I KNEW I should have stopped reading a chapter ago.

Oh god, here we go.

I'm reading until I finish. I'm prepared for extra shot coffee and tear stricken eyes for tomorrow.

Chapter 51

She doesn't have her armor on. Fuck.

Oh fuck. Bodhi would be heir.

Oh no, please say Dunne will be protected.

Girl, get your head into the game! X is okay

Tairn.

Oh shit, Andarna. Sass turned into spite.

Evil T is a priestess and a jumper. WTF

THE IRIDIS CAME!! 😭 

She found her family.

Oh. I don't….Andarna. don’t leave

Oh my … NOOOOOOO!!!!!

Siblings, am I right?

Fuck, X is about good man.

Oh fuck! Mira Is not happy.

Shit, I don't know. Maybe Vi will be the one to turn. It's still a possibility. We've been so worried about X, and haven't even thought that VI  was the dangerous one.

but WTF is the rune about on Brennen's hand?

Harder. Rougher. Fucking Ridic! (I Love you) 

I appreciate Felix, he's a bit of a dick, but he's good for her.

Damn Bodhi!  But you're not wrong.

Fuck the Demisse! Fucking fight harder.

Mother fucker.

X has to decide between Bodhi and Vi.

Vi has to decide between Mira and X.

Family or Love.

Fuck.

Ok. Vi chooses everyone, X chooses Vi.

Vi choose vengeance, X choose love.

Shit. This is where things get fucked.

OMG, Teine. This is heartbreaking. 

That running launch is going to come into play here. Fuck.

Fuck me!!! Not Mira.

Shits about to explode.

What the fuck is Aaric doing!?!?!

Is his signet foresight?

Duke of Angst. Haha

Of COURSE THERE'S A FUCKING PROBLEM!

(look, I don't want Mira to die, but I don't want her survival to mean someone else, like the Squad, dies. Sorry no sorry)

She's without Tairn. That's no good.

Fuck me. Evil T and General Mom and Ying and yang. That's unexpected.

WHO IS SHE!! WHO IS SHE!!!

a fucking Rhi chapter! FUCKING NOW ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

I guess all dragons are sassy AF.

Okay, cool, the squad is good.

Don’t know what you did my love Ridic, but yay.

Violet chapter. Fuck.

Dammit. Sgaeyl. That means X is there, too

Damn! Lighting wielder!!

Fuck this shit. She's coming.

Aaric. Ah! THE FUCKING PACKAGE VI!

oh No no no no no…. She said black ice.

Ahh!!! Now Imogen! Stop!!!!

Okay, i do like Imogen.

Guess second signets are becoming public, and always in front of Dain.

Noooo, Quinn!!!

Fuck me, I wasn't expecting that to be as hard as it was.

Back to Violet

Zod dammit!!!!!

About fucking time with the package.

What the fuck

Fuck me. Shit. 

Yay, she’s dead?

Fuck me. It's Xaden.

You mother fucking asshole, Pancheck

Mother fucker. Xaden.

Oh shit, no. It is Brennen. No, it's not.

This is a bit confusing.

Fuck. Xaden, Nooo!!!

He's killing them, all. He's doing good. That has to count for something. 

Oh shit. 

Last chapter. Fucking hold on

What the fuck just happened.

Fuck me! That second “brother” better not be Garrick. Maybe it's Bodhi, and that's why Vi had to rule? 

Fuck, The eggs missing is for the peace fucker isle, isn’t it!